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#No Re2pect

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I tell  ya, the Yanks, have no offense.. His dog can watch Girardi whine about balls and strikes and learn how to  beg, now the dog taught the offense to  roll over and play dead

I think  a hooker is more important to ARod then  a doctor, I mean, 4 o’clock in the morning drunk, He’d never walk  up  5 flights of stairs to see a doctor

I tell ya with Joe Espada, Gardner can’t get no  respect, “How can I get in the air for a head first slide”?  He told him to  run off a cliff

I tell  you when Brendan Ryan was a kid he had it rough. Once on his birthday his old man  gave him a bat. The first  day he played with it, it flew away

When Beano Capuano was born he got no  respect. The doctor told his mother, I did all I could but he pulled through anyway

I tell ya Cashman, he don’t like Refsynder, he told him to  start  at the bottom, he was teaching him how to  swim

I tell  ya in Spring Training Sabathia got no  respect, every week Cashman  took  him to  the zoo, Sabathia found out later he was trying to make a trade

Hal Steinbrenner signed up Joe Espada and Jeff Pentland  to  a bridge club, they jump off next Tuesday

Dustin Ackley gets no  respect, he was kidnapped, they  sent back a piece of his finger, Cashman  said he needed more proof

Michael Pineda told his landlord he wanted to  live in a more expensive apartment, so he raised the rent

Brickhouse Marakavits can’t cook at all, she’s got the only dog who begs for Alka Seltzer

Joe Giradi told all Yankee fans to go to Hell… Too late we’re already  there

Ellsbury: .258/.293/.398
Gardner: .193/.302/.241
Rodriguez: .138/.250/.250
Teixeira: .175/.242/.333

The Yankees hit .165 during this three-game series. They had one double, one home run and scored four runs.

• When Didi Gregorius homered this afternoon, it ended a 144-at-bat drought without a Yankees homer. This from the team with the third-most homers in the big leagues.

 With runners in scoring position, the Yankees were 0-for-14 this series. Since August 5, they’ve hit .184 in RISP at-bats.

Pineda’s last 3 starts, 16 innings pitched, 14 Earned runs, by my math that’s a 7.88 ERA

the Whole 9

You know your Babe Gardner from South Carolina  if

Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

Your kids take a siphon hose to “Show and Tell.”

your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

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Written by Sal

August 27, 2015 at 7:09 am

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  1. Best one ever Sal!!!!! A real classic!!!!

    dallasbomber7

    August 27, 2015 at 8:41 am

  2. Sal
    An EmmyPulitzer for this Post, Son.

    I’m Tellin’ Ya,, you finally got Respect !!!

    bubbaband

    August 27, 2015 at 8:48 am

  3. A comedy classic!!! My favorite might be the Ackley comment……Cashman needs more proof! Too funny! It appears this column put you over the top. Because of this, I was able to book you as the opening act on the the Fall Tour of the Strawberry Alarm Clock’s Final Farewell Tour. You won’t be alone on this tour. As I mentioned earlier, your good buddy, Jeff Pentland, is on the tour playing bass with “Da Clock”, so you’ll have a friend to commiserate with over the Yankee delimma!

    mosconebailbonds

    August 27, 2015 at 9:19 am

    • Lol. We actually got money whipped in the late 90’s to fly to Milwaukee and play a one off hippie fest, and the Clock was on the bill. They were making some sort of a comeback kinda like Dustin Ackley

      Pretty fried dudes, nice guys but thoroughly deep fried

      Sal

      August 27, 2015 at 10:38 am

    • Ha! That’s too funny. Sounds like there could be a movie here….

      mosconebailbonds

      August 27, 2015 at 11:04 am

  4. Dom Perignon is a Mafia Leader,,,
    Too effin funny, Sally,,

    bubbaband

    August 27, 2015 at 9:41 am

  5. Hey boys I thought we could use a day away from the dog day stats

    Good old Rodney

    Didn’t take long for the law suits to start up all Arod needed to do was go into a tailspin
    http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/a-rod-brother-in-law-files-100m-suit-yankee-article-1.2338509

    Sal

    August 27, 2015 at 10:33 am

  6. More nuggets in here than in the 1849 Gold Rush. Our man here is the man.

    noogerguy

    August 27, 2015 at 10:57 am

  7. That was that hot broiling show on that blacktop, right, Sal ?
    The Texas Tornados showed up and Pauly , A. P. & me tried to give em the Bum’s Rush, til Rick recognized Flacco, right ???
    Lmao

    bubbaband

    August 27, 2015 at 11:04 am

    • wrong Show Donny this was an independent contractor

      Heading out to see the Staten Island Yankees tonight

      Cashman’s first round draft choice @ #30 will be playing, the sandwich pick he got for Robertson being a FA… another no hit SS like Brendan Ryan…

      Mets get Conforto Astros get Correa we get Kyle Holder .199 .263 .220 .483…. …

      Let’s hope James Kaprielian is the real deal he went a lot higher in the first round

      Sal

      August 27, 2015 at 1:44 pm

  8. Tulo is hitting .237 as a Canadian

    Sal

    August 27, 2015 at 2:13 pm

  9. Canada doesn’t play an Al East team until Sept 4th

    They play the Braves 3 games

    all the rest are vs AL East teams

    They play the Braves Yanks play the Mets

    Sal

    August 27, 2015 at 2:21 pm

  10. Yanks GM Brian Cashman said the team will call up Rob Refsnyder when rosters expand, but there are no plans to call up Aaron Judge.

    Makes sense they’d have to put him on the 40 man and it’s snother guy they’d need to protect in a rule 5 deal

    He’s not tearing up @ AAA still really young
    Now I wonder if Mateo comes up as a base stealer

    Sal

    August 27, 2015 at 3:19 pm


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