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Yanks Promote the Don B to Head of Security!

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The Yanks are now back in the Bronx and with the Pennant race heated up  they’ve decided to  beef up  security, and we’re happy to  say  our very own Don B has been put in charge of this selective detail

Of course the Don B needs no introduction, he first made his Bones when he corralled the wild Philly Corlissadmin-ajax

The Don moved up  the ladder quickly and in 2 weeks time he had the ear of owner Hal Steinbrenner… Hal gave the Don his private phone number for which  the Don wasn’t shy about usingdon B 3

The Don’s first gig as a security Guard won him accolades throughout the Organization


His Bravery and unrelenting passion to  serve the Franchise got him his promotion to Head Security Bureau Chief


The Don’s  first order of business was to  end the 25 yr reign of Pa Pinstripe, but  in an act of kindness he gave Pa his job back after the Don felt a tad of remorse when he ordered Sterling’s Condo  to  be burnt down… So despite a brief stay  as Yankees Master of Ceremonies he reluctantly gave Sterling his job back


We have now started our new Segment at  Paint the Black Called The Tessio Ride.. The Don B has been given the authority to Axe any player, coach, manager, or Gm if they ruffle his feathers in any way, shape, or form

Today’s Tessio ride is taken by the Don’s least favorite baseball Manager the man he affectionately calls Clippy, enjoy the ride Clip



Written by Sal

September 4, 2015 at 8:04 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. hopefully the site is up and running


    September 4, 2015 at 8:06 am

  2. Donnie B has a little bit of a Phil Leotardo look in him. Donnie’s head is in better shape, however.


    September 4, 2015 at 8:07 am

  3. I am Honored Consigliore of mine.

    Now I know why the Site wouldnt load,, lmao.
    Where is Luca Braazi when he is needed.
    Noogsie, Thanks bruh,, 😎


    September 4, 2015 at 8:13 am

  4. Hey fellas….

    lol… Phil would be shaking in his boots at the sight of Donny’s limo showing up noogsie

    Sorry Donny I worked my fingers to the bone to get the damn thing back up, no need to send the boys after me.. Who’s the new guy? your regular guy told me he couldn’t figure out how to undo the seat belt, or I’d look like a pretzel

    We were gonna review the Rays series but what’s the point, who knows what we’ll get with this team, any scouting reports are useless…..the editor decided on the Don segment…. TGIF..


    September 4, 2015 at 8:22 am

  5. Corliss photo credit,, the always supportive Barriooooots,, 💜💜💜


    September 4, 2015 at 8:26 am

    • yes, Barriooots your much better half!!

      by “corralling” I meant you got the exclusive interview, not that you spent the weekend in Vegas like Dennis Rodman and Carmine Electra


      September 4, 2015 at 8:38 am

  6. Great post Sal! What I want to know is, did the Don get the phone number of the babe in the first pic??? That’s right up my ally! I’ll be at the game tonight boys, about 11 rows behind home plate. Going with mgt, so we have the primo seats. Will have to watch my P’s & Q’s now, knowing that Don B is on the case!


    September 4, 2015 at 12:14 pm

  7. Yanks put Tex on the dl,just a little bit late!


    September 4, 2015 at 4:04 pm

  8. My screen shows 8 comments,, is this correct ?


    September 5, 2015 at 9:24 am

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