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Like Fly’s on Stink

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Fellas, the Yanks are dropping like fly’s, but it’s a hell of a fun wave to  ride

Now Evo is out for two weeks,
Betances’ arm is falling off,
Sabathia is a one legged man in an ass kicking contest,
TJ Tanaka is like 3 day old sushi, you take your chances getting sick
Pineda is like a Blind Date you never know what’s gonna show up,
Severino still gets asked for his ID in a Bar,
ARod has the address to The Fountain of Youth but at his age he can’t remember where he stashed it,
Tex has been out for 3 weeks and is traveling around in a golf cart,
Drew and Ryan’s OPS combined are a tick higher then Cabrera or Harper on their own
Headley can catch but can’t throw
Bird should be at AA
Brendan Ryan has the best ERA on the pitching staff
Capuano who set a world record for the amount of DFA’s in one season will be in the rotation
Mitchell who was unfortunately beaned by a line drive still can’t remember which one of his 4 pitches is his out pitch
Nova was and is still a number 5 in a rotation but now he has an excuse every time he pitches like a #7

And they’re still tied with Team Mercenary from Toronto in the loss column who has a plus 192 Run differential

Many thanks to the Angry Cuz’s on Yawkey Way for clobbering Team Canada yesterday

get em again today cuz’s….. USA!

BTW What  was Buck looking at  after Bird put one in the Bomber Bull Pen

Gonna be a nice winter boys, trying to  figure out how to  rebuild this team and the Bird / Tex debate will be hot and heavy


Written by Sal

September 8, 2015 at 11:00 am

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  1. Sal–they are a MASH Unit right now and your take on them individually is right on. And–Joey Claps is even money to blow a head gasket before things end.
    Switching topics—Fox Sports 1 has been advertising that starting tomorrow–Coli Cowherd will on on Fox Sports 1 weekdays from 12 noon to 3. That leaves our main man–ole Mikey 21 in the Bermuda Triangle. commonly called Fox sports 2, which is broadcast in about 15 percent of the markets that Fox Sports 2. that is–if he is not pre-empted by NASCAR warm-ups, Mixed Martial Arts Replays, or rebroadcasts of Soccer Games from 2 decades ago. One can only imagine the blow to his massive ego and I am hoping like hell that, when he is back from his basically 2 month hiatus, he goes ballistic, trashes everything and everyone and forces their hand to take him off Fox Sports completely. It would be fun to see.


    September 8, 2015 at 11:28 am

    • hey Noogsie, thanks for the updates on the Fox crew, yes Mikey blowing a gasket would be great radio,

      while still a baseball fan it’s obvious too me that he spends most of his time with his 1st love horse racing, his wife’s 1st love the golf scene and the #1 money maker in sports the NFL

      I haven’t listened today until now, wondering what side he’s taking on Harvey? I’m wondering who told him about Refsynder being arrogant, but the combo of his report and Girardi and Cashman not playing Ref at all, I’m a bit confused why Girardi and Cashman don’t play Refsynder

      I can’t imagine teammates being upset because the kid said he was surprised they sent him down

      Don’t you want your players to have a bit of swagger? I do remember Ref having a ground ball issue, they might think he’s just not ready, more the Francesa saying his sources mentioned he’s arrogant

      Bird is a special kid with a grown up make up, it helps that he’s hit 5 HR’s of course

      Interesting Tweets from Hoch.. Babe is also hurt now, Warren back to the rotation


      September 8, 2015 at 4:17 pm

  2. Too funny, Sal. Just brilliant!!


    September 8, 2015 at 10:05 pm

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