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Hal’s Salvage Auction

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Don B’s Tessio Ride–The DoughBoy

After pummeling a kid,

a #5 Nova who is pitching like a # 7 on the Braves,

Cutting the head off the snake by taking Betances deep in game 1, juxtaposed, Gardner’s inability to read base running scenarios so they blew game 1 of the double header

Team Canada backed off yesterday, rested Encarnacion, and his bad finger vs Tanaka who he owns…

Consequently Dickey got no run support, plus the Yanks finally made him throw the knuckle ball over the plate which he doesn’t do with regularity so they managed 5 runs and the Bombers salvaged 1 game while the barn doors swung freely in the wind


The 4-6 home series was simply pathetic, or expected might be the optimum word

Now they face Ramirez, Odorizzi, Archer, Matz, Syndergaard, Harvey, Price and Estrada in the next 8 games on the road… Get those hat tipping chops together boys…

The Mets are 12 games away from clinching so they’ll get closer playing the Yanks but they won’t quite be ready to pop the Grape with the Bombers in Flushing

Pay attention Hal, we’ll be waiting on your 2016 decisions…

=While we expect you to remain status quo, that’s not gonna sit well, might wanna think about cardboard cutouts to place in all those empty seats next yr…


Written by Sal

September 14, 2015 at 8:44 am

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  1. more good pitching on the way…. get those hat tipping chops together boys….


    September 14, 2015 at 8:47 am

  2. Tulowitzki out with fracture shoulder blade, might be back by October.. i’m surprised he lasted this long


    September 14, 2015 at 9:02 am

  3. Happy New yr to our Jewish brothers and sisters


    September 14, 2015 at 12:18 pm

  4. Sal, that pic of Donny & the Doughboy waiting for the Tessio Ride is hilarious!!! I want a poster of that shot to put over the mantelpiece!!!!!


    September 14, 2015 at 2:42 pm

  5. Thank you Sal,happy new year to everyone!! It will be a happy one if we never see the Yanks play like they did in the doubleheader on Saturday. Yes GARDY should have gone to 2nd,Betances gave up a homer to Bautista,Pinheada blew a 4-1 lead,giving up homers,especially to Revere,his first as a jay,4th in career!! Yanks had bases loaded in 8th,1 out, Headley popped out to infield,Bird hit a missile that Pennington caught-Pennington replaced the injured Tuolo and killed them.The worst was Shreve,walking in 3 runs with the bases loaded plus giving up a single-Jays scored 4 runs with 1 hit!! In the post game,Curry said that was not a major league caliber performance.In the 2nd game,the Yankee announcers were back-the first game was on FOX-Cone criticized GeniusJoe for leaving Shreve in,should have brought in another pitcher.While I agree with him,when you think of the lousy righties down there,its
    like russian roulette,but Shreve had to be removed. The 2nd game was over quick,Nova gave up 6 runs in the second inning! He has been getting worse each time out instead of better.He looks horrible,is pitching himself off the team. GARDY was a 1 man gang,with 2 3 run homers-he had 3 homers in both games-and the Yanks had 2nd & 3rd,1 out,trailing 6-4. GJ sent up Young to pinch hit-instead of ARod-he popped up,
    Ellsbury grounded out,inning over.GJ let Capuano pitch after the rain delay,in his 4th inning,had the bases loaded,Ackley could not make a play at 1b,the Jays blew the game open. He just left Capuano who pitched well in too long. But the real goat is fkn Ellsbury,who went 0-10 in the dh,0-5 Sunday and just completely sucks.If he isn’t flying out to left,he is grounding to 2nd or striking out,period. He is just killing the team. He needs to go!!! Sunday Tanaka saved the day,even Ackley homered-Dustin is bustin-so they are still alive,but in reality,the Jays are just a much better team. Ackley finally did something positive for the Yanks,he too had been a total waste. Yanks have a tough week in Tampa then vs the Mets who are just on another planet-then they go to Toronto!! They need to start winning games to even keep the wild card. If you would like a good laugh,read Mushnicks column in the Post about Francesa and Fox!!


    September 14, 2015 at 2:56 pm

    • Hey boys good to read from you

      mB we’ll work on a poster for you
      Hsve a Safe trip to Paris bud

      Big D great run down thanks for wrap up on the weekend
      I actually watched 5 innings on the plane ride home yesterday
      First time ever I’ve wanted a flight to be longer
      Jet Blue if you can get it
      Good for Cone calling out Joey
      And man when I saw Bautista took Betances deep then Headley and Bird couldn’t get the knock I had a feeling it was curtains
      Thanks for the tip in Mushnick

      I turned Franny on @1 he was killing the Giants

      Back on at 3 still about the same play
      Jeez get over it Mike


      September 14, 2015 at 3:22 pm

  6. Thanks for the good wishes, Sally-boy,,
    If I was giving our last tides, I’d need a 15 passenger stretch,,cause i say clean em all the frig out,, Fresh broom is asweepin,, keeeerist,,
    Bondsie,, look out for them Frog lovin towel heads,bro, they run Europe these days,,
    Met series can be very dismal if we dont wake the ef up,,


    September 14, 2015 at 3:57 pm

  7. Last rides,, not tides, duh,,


    September 14, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    • Donny we’re gonna make up a whole series of Don B Tessio rides

      Then we’ll auction them off for charity
      Don B posters will replace fathead posters you wait


      September 14, 2015 at 4:57 pm

  8. 14 runs 21 hits in Cy Ramirez’s last 4 starts he’s averaging a tick over 5 innings per start

    I hope Jeff Pentland saved his money at lest the Yanks have 2 hitting coaches


    September 14, 2015 at 8:36 pm

  9. The yanks have sucked in just about every way possible, getting no hit would complete the cycle


    September 14, 2015 at 8:41 pm

  10. If i was a tweet head I’d tweet Michael “the jinx” Kay to keep talking about it, then our bats would explode,,lol,,


    September 14, 2015 at 8:49 pm

  11. I wore that exact tie to Synagogue today, ,,

    Love the Bosucks ballcap,Unc,, 😎


    September 14, 2015 at 8:50 pm

  12. Gardner might be the worst base runner in the history of baseball


    September 14, 2015 at 9:03 pm

  13. If the Yanks could hit just a little bit they’d win this game the Rays absolutely suck
    Despite Kay getting orders from Al Yankzeera to say how good they’ve hit recently

    Good job CC


    September 14, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    • Headley Bird and Gregorius messed that inning up Didi swinging like he needed two runs
      was kind of hoping he’d grown out of that bad habit


      September 14, 2015 at 9:44 pm

  14. Oh no Cotham is up
    my God the right handed Beano


    September 14, 2015 at 9:46 pm

  15. Holy Shit !
    I was screaming to leave Heathcott in and look !!
    The Kid looks like a ballplayer as opposed to Ellsburied,, who looks like an over the hill clueless old man,,


    September 14, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    • Lol


      September 14, 2015 at 10:10 pm

  16. Wow finally an Astro / Met moment

    Heathcott doing what Ellsbury is getting paid to do

    Girardi pushed every wrong button and it worked lol


    September 14, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    • Keep PentLand away from the kid


      September 14, 2015 at 10:12 pm

  17. So ya think Ellsburied shoulda bunted?


    September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    • @ $21m per yr They always think he’s one swing away and Girardi is HR crazy
      but considering he’s 0 for 21 that isn’t a bad idea
      I wouldn’t have given them the easy out, but bunting is going by the book can’t argue the move

      Not sure how well Ackley runs
      Heathcott saved Ellsburied’s bacon


      September 14, 2015 at 10:51 pm

  18. Shit Fielder just hit a HR

    4-3 Texas in the 8th


    September 14, 2015 at 10:55 pm

  19. 5-3 there was a man on for Texas


    September 14, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    • Curry needs to calm down on CC
      Tampa has scored 1 run in 2 games

      Nice outing but he’s making it sound like we have 08 Sabathia


      September 14, 2015 at 11:00 pm

  20. Why was Betances warming if not to face Longoria and Forsythe?


    September 14, 2015 at 11:02 pm

  21. WFAN is stuck on stupid now that the gamblers have hijacked the airwaves


    September 15, 2015 at 7:23 am

  22. Incredible win!! Getting no hit by pos Ramirez would have been the ultimate disgrace,just above losing 1-0 to a team that can’t score. I thought Ellsbury should have been bunting the way he has not been hitting,thought the dp ended the game.Got to give GARDY credit for the walk,loved Arods double,especially the way he flipped his bat. Heathcott comes out of moth balls and the deep freeze to go oppo taco and win the game!! Just what everyone expected-lol Yanks are going to need more magic this week.


    September 15, 2015 at 4:00 pm

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