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Classic Yucky Yankees Post Game Wrap Up

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Mikey Two Chins went all Yucky on us after that 8-0 Whitewashing at the hands of Porcello  and Boston

Classic Nerd Stuff


At 8-14, the Yankees are off to their worst start since 1991. That 1991 team, as you youngins may not know, was awful. So is this 2016 team. Aside from Dellin Betances and Andrew Miller in the late innings, this team doesn’t seem to do anything well. (Yes, I know Betances gave up the homer Friday. Eat me.)

During this ugly 4-12 stretch, the Yankees have scored more than three runs runs twice, and they’ve been held to two runs or fewer eleven times. Yuck.


Ineptitude at its finest. The Yankees were held to five singles and one walk in nine offensive innings Saturday. (Emphasis on offensive, hiyo!) They had one runner reach third base and one other runner reach second base. That’s it. The top five hitters in the lineup went a combined 1-for-20 (.050). Beltran had the one hit. Bad. Bad bad bad.

During this ugly 4-12 stretch, the Yankees have scored more than three runs runs twice, and they’ve been held to two runs or fewer eleven times. Yuck. They’ve scored 74 runs in 22 games overall. Last year they scored their 74th run in their 15th game. Heck, the crappy 2013 Yankees scored their 74th run of the season in their 15th game as well.

I thought he used my favorite Gross, but he didn’t, although Eat Me is a new low lol

I do  find this funny, and it shows you how clueless the Bomber front office  media dopes Trost and Levine are

And finally, we got about a half-inning’s worth of anti-Comcast propaganda in the third inning. This was the first WPIX game of the season, so everyone in the Tri-State Area was able to watch, and YES took the opportunity to deliver the message. Given the way the Yankees have been playing, I’d say Comcast customers are the lucky ones.

Not a good time to  run this promo, although I guess it was already in motion and the dummies ran  with it… The last thing any NYY fan is gonna do is spend more money for Comcast to  watch this abortion Hal and CashMan  have assembled


Written by Sal

May 1, 2016 at 11:32 am

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  1. So Girardi went all kamikaze on his team and read them the riot act… End Result an 8-0 shut out

    At least Girardi has the pulse of his team at his finger tips

    Joey DayCare, at least wait until your Ace is on the mound before you call a team meeting, didn’t you learn anything from Lou Piniella


    May 1, 2016 at 11:35 am

  2. If we lose tonight, Grandfather Clock will tell us kiddies that it is getting late, early and Dancing Bear will be asking Joey Claps to waltz with him. Seriously, Joey’s post game presser was a sight to behold last night. He couldn’t sit still and was so irritated that I was expecting our girl Meredith to take the brunt of it.
    They keep talking about getting rid of bad contracts and then go ahead and sign Headley for 52 Million last spring. Headley, without an extra base hit all year. Dallas was right—Sherman had an interesting “take” in the Post on how the new Yankee Stadium plays to the team’s detriment.
    So the solution might be for Hal, Hank and the rest of the Classless Clowns to get Trump elected and then The Donald can issue a presidential mandate, outlawing defensive shifts, thereby making the Yankees “great” again.


    May 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    • lol…


      May 1, 2016 at 6:57 pm

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