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Murderers Blow

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Welcome to NY Horny

Something about wearing a size too  small T-Shirt that  reads Trojans on it that makes me wonder if Jeff  Hornacek should have sent his daughter to play volleyball for the Sweet Briar College,Vixens instead? I guess it could be worse, she could be playing for the  Jumbos of Tufts University

M’scone just  bought season tickets to  the Knicks

The Gluten Free Yanks

Shifting a broken lawn mower from one side of your garage to  the other in an effort to make things more” Zen”, is in the immortal words of my sister in law, nothing but Shit Shifting

So Instead of asking Psycho Joe about shifting an unshift-able line-up, can some media nerd ask PJ if Texy is still on his gluten  free diet?

Hey Joe, is  Glutie still on that no  fun diet?

Despite Teixeira not being  healthy all  season he must be. Unfortunately Teixeira has spread the no fun strain to not only his  teammates, but now, all of Yankees Universe has come down with the Chronic no fun-itus..

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can cause stress, anxiety, and anger. It is important to seek help and regain control. Learn about coping with chronic no funillness.. 

Before last night’s 0 for 1, Teixeira was 1 for 17  since coming back from what is now an old injury,the pain in his neck.. On June 3rd of 2015, Teixeira had 16 HR’s, this yr 3, he also had 41 RBI’s, this yr 12

After the bottom of the 3rd inning in last night’s brutal  6-5 loss,  Teixeira was once again gone, this time with  a knee injury…

Now what?

Now nothing, now Refsynder  gets more time at  first base, and what better way  to learn a position then in a Bridge yr..

Or maybe CashMan continues his  “fake a playoff run” marching orders, and brings up  another broken down former Brand Name, Hollywood Nick Swisher

Anyway “knees are tricky” so maybe Texy will sit for a few days, and the Yanks will play  with  23 players now that Bubba has an extended elbow.. That’s 12 pitchers, and 11 position players, no real back  up  catcher, and only a gutty but limited Torreyes, and the failed science project Aaron Hicks on the bench

Good to Bad to Worse

The Yanks amazingly put 5 runs on the board last night against a shaky Chris  Tillman.. Beltran  and ARod went back to back  in the 4th inning to make it 3-1..

Babe Romine hit a HR in the 5th   to get back  the run a Chris Davis tater  provided in the bottom of the 4th that made it 4-2

In the 6th  Gregorius hit a ground rule double to deep center, and
Headley singled to right, plating Gregarious for the Yanks 5th  and final run.

Over the last 4 innings the Yanks only picked up two singles, Gardner in the 6th, (caught stealing) and Headley in the 9th, but Romine ended the game by bouncing into a 6-4-3 DP


Normally a 5-1 lead with  Fruit Loops  Eovaldi needing just 1 more inning before the Orioles have to forfeit the last  3 innings, would be enough.. But last night Evo imploded, and 1 third of the Murderers Throw turned into  the Murders Blow

This notion that BMC is the cure all elixir, and teams with egos and big paychecks are gonna  just crawl and hide probably should be taken off the board..

In Betances’ last 3.1 innings ( 3 outings) he’s given up  5 hits and 4 runs, plus he coughed up  a Sabathia inherited run vs Toronto.. He’s got a 7.72 ERA in 2 games in June and a 2.59 ERA  overall

Los Tres Grandes also gave up  a run  each in Thursday’s Detroit 5-4 squeaker.. Either the The Nastier Boys  are rusty or the league has figurerd out a way  to  manufacture a few knocks and runs  by shortening up  their swings..

When your offense most nights  doesn’t show up or dies early, there is no margin for error

“I feel good with a one-run lead,” Brett Gardner said. “I feel really good with a three-run lead.”

How do  you feel  with 29 loses in 54 games Captain Gardner? I’m rooting hard for the Captain, I would like to see him raise his trade value so CashMan  can get something back for him in July

It would be nice to  get him to San Francisco before the Giants find Pence’s replacement, but no  doubt Hal  wants to  continue the Fabulous Faux playoff run so we’ll  continue to  take one step  forward and 2 steps back

I’d like to  say Betances should have come in after the Kim  single  and Davis one out  walk in the 6th, but after watching his inning maybe that  wouldn’t have worked either

Eovaldi was coming off a 1-2-3 5th,  his pitch  count was still intact, and I guess you’re trying to get a DP with Trumbo  coming up and the splitter in the mix…

Trumbo and Weiters  singled to make it 5-4, then instead of Betances,Psycho Joe’s best bet to hold the lead, Yates came in to blow it coughing up  a 2 out double to  tie it 5-5

Betances  now working where the Binder indicates he should the 7th inning, gave up  2 singles and a weak  grounder to 3rd base, handing the lead to Baltimore 6-5, and that  was it

The NY Post has cashed out on the Bombers 2016 season calling last night’s loss the worst yet and the team simply incorrigible… I have news for the NY Post,  there will be more Worst loss yet  boys, it’s only June 4th, but it’s nice to  see you finally come around..

The worst already happened long before last night, Hal  sent  CashMan to a machine gun fight with a muzzle-loaded Musket,  and CashMan’s manager can’t figure out why his computer isn’t spiting out the right numbers

You need an up grade PJ, but that’s gonna take longer then your contract  exists, so  maybe you need to  go on the DL with the rest of Hal’s old guard..

the Whole 9


Written by Sal

June 4, 2016 at 8:15 am

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  1. Looks like Severino pitches the same way at AAA and he does in the MLB… One reason you would trade off 2 of the 3 relievers at the deadline, although I’d hate to lose either Betances or Miller….Severino is gonna make a decent Betances type reliever once the Yanks realize he’s not ready to start varsity games yet…

    Chris Sale worked 2 yr’s in the bull pen before he figured out how to pitch for 7 innings consistently and get top of the rotation results…

    no reason Severino can’t contribute at the MLB level working out of the pen until he figures it out… you never know he might like it….


    June 4, 2016 at 8:37 am

  2. What’s my name Ernie?

    might be his best boxing exhibition ever


    June 4, 2016 at 11:39 am

  3. Tex a 15 day DL that should last twice that if not more

    We feel bad for him but here’s a chance for a young man to play in a bridge yr

    Maybe split up Headless with Ref between 1st and 3rd

    Maybe these injuries give Hal the excuses he needs to sell


    June 4, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    • Severino originally was a reliever but they were so desperate they made him a starter.When they score 5 runs they need to win that game. I also thought Betances should have come in the 6th but who knows.
      They usually can’t wait to yank the starter except for last night. Tex on the dl,hate to see anyone hurt but he has been an albatross all season,enjoy the rest and get well in due time.Parmalee will get his shot hope he takes advantage of it.


      June 4, 2016 at 3:18 pm

  4. I haven’t been following Swish’s exploits down at SWB, how’s he doing? I thought if Tex gets hurt, that would pave the way for a Swisher opportunity. Unless, he’s stinkin up the joint down there?


    June 4, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    • Moscow there was an article on him in the Post. He is not doing well,had a bad month.
      Hopefully he can make it back to the Bronx


      June 4, 2016 at 8:40 pm

  5. That Ernie Terrell clip is priceless, Sal.


    June 4, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    • Yeah it’s great
      I like that Ali admitted he didn’t carry him and after the 8th round he just tried to score points and was to tired to put him on queer st

      This Fox guy with Verducci sounds like Nova’s agent
      He’s cherry picking peripherals


      June 4, 2016 at 9:00 pm

  6. Ken Rosenthal
    Ken Rosenthal – Verified account ‏@Ken_Rosenthal

    #SFGiants have discussed internally a run at #Yankees’ Miller. Perfect fit, but would SF part with top pitching prospect such as Beede?


    June 4, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    • Swisher can opt out maybe he’ll get a gig some place I wish him luck

      I did read he can’t move too well

      Personally I wanna see kids 25 / 26 and under and let’s start developing our own stars

      If Parm doesn’t pan out maybe Swidh gets the call yo platoon with Ref


      June 4, 2016 at 9:09 pm

  7. Uh oh,, trouble,,
    The ship be sinking, Michael Ray ???


    June 4, 2016 at 9:50 pm

  8. Goody was on that 747 with Jones’ HR

    They should both land in SWB

    Psycho Joe knew it too

    just bring in Miller Joe, what are you saving him for the team Cashman is gonna trade him to?


    June 4, 2016 at 9:59 pm

  9. A W is a W but that was winning ugly,


    June 4, 2016 at 10:54 pm

  10. If they would have lost this game they should have fired our moronic manager. Why would you ever bring in Nick Goody to face Jones when Miller is ready to pitch? Incredibly idiotic decision that an experienced manager should never make. In the post game,the imbecile said he wanted Nova to go 8-he had a better chance of nailing Charlotte McKinney!! He always pulls the starter after 6,including Nova so wtf was he drinking before the game!! They were very fortunate to win this game,Miller easily retired 6 in a row. I loved it when Ellsbury stole home as part of a double steal with GARDY!! It really rubbed it in Bucks face
    and turned out to be the game winning run after the bullpen fiasco. Too bad they didn’t show the look on Bucks face after it!! This team loves to turn a blow out into a nail biter.


    June 4, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    • spot on Big D, nailing CM hahahaha…Giriardi confuses himself most of the time… He had food on his shirt bringing in Goody


      June 5, 2016 at 5:20 am

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