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Joe’s koo koo clock just struck 12.

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Bomber manager Psy-Borg Joe will never be accused of trying to  wheedle his way in the hearts of the media..

The lunatic on field  straw-boss of the Yanks has been cruising for a bruising from the scribes  all  season long.. His often smarmy  and snarky retorts at the pre and post game pressers planted the seed that is now flowering into  an all out assault..

For a while  with  the SanBino and a bunch of kids pumping life into  a dead man walking team, the media had to play  nice, just incase Psy-Borg Joe and his Bronx Tale kiddie corp slipped into  that  big one game WC shootout…

Well  that  ain’t happening, “let’s be honest” when the Red Sox and the Cafeteria Lady stormed back against  Betances in Game 1 of the most recent Boston Massacre series, the lights went out, but it took until  a 2-0 loss in Tampa on Thursday  to finally see the handwriting on the wall..

 The media deployed a sniper attack on the manager following his yanking of Tanaka, as the Boston series progressed, so  did the media’s intensity second guessing Psy-Borg Joe’s questionable moves.

Last night we didn’t quite get a Hal McRea moment,  or a SouthSide Scuffle but Wally Matthews from ESPN managed to push P-Joe’s eject button and  just like that, it was instant lift-off out of the room  for  Psycho Joe

No Wally, , I’m Done

Thanks to  the Paint Crew for all  the content

 the Headline from Noogsie,

  the Stamp of approval from  the DonB

Gidrol –

italian slang for “buffoon”, “total f-in idiot”, “stupid b*st*rd”
mingia, joey’s doin that stupid sh*t again- what a gidrool”.

The Toronto Massacre by Big D

The post game was a lot more exciting than the game itself.

The Yanks got shutout for the second consecutive game, 12th time this season, 2nd most times shut out in the majors behind the Padres. A disgusting, putrid performance.

Since their 7 game winning streak,they are 3-9, not the way to make the playoffs. Mitchell gave up 3 runs(1 earned) in 6 innings but was a horror to watch.

Then PsychoJoe brought in Parker, aka King Gidrool, and it became 7-0 as he was shellacked. There was no “mixing and matching” as per usual,The King took a beating.

Heller came in the 8th, gave up a 2 run bomb to Donaldson, then hit Bautista and was warned. He had no clue where the ball was going. The Yankees 9th was a Milk Carton Inning, as Tyler Austin and Refsnyder actually got at bats and were seen on the field for the first time in recent memory.

The post game started out the usual way with Brickhouse asking her usual questions, the Psycho seemed calm, giving his usual nonsense answers.

The others started questioning his moves, such as not mixing and matching, leaving Parker in (Psycho said he had been doing well) but he lost it with Wally Matthews.

He did not like being asked why he didn’t bring in Warren (who also has been pretty lousy all season) and he got up and left the press conference in his office!-lol

The YES boys at the studio were slightly amused at him leaving his own office!!

The Yanks had made a good run, but it seems the wheels are coming off.
If Sanchez doesn’t do it, it doesn’t get done. The rest of the lineup is pathetic.

Mathematically they are still alive,but things are not looking good at all.

the Whole 9


Written by Sal

September 24, 2016 at 10:45 am

Posted in Uncategorized

12 Responses

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  1. Thanks fellas for the recap, sounded like a tough game to watch but a good payoff at the end….

    I wish I could have walked out on my fiasco last night too lol…


    September 24, 2016 at 10:51 am

  2. NYE soon come Sal 👍👍👍👍👍


    September 24, 2016 at 11:05 am

    • yeah counting the seconds


      September 24, 2016 at 12:03 pm

  3. Well boys, seems like there was more action off the field than on.
    Kinda like my night.
    Reluctantly, I had to miss the game & post game presser (where apparently all the action took place), for an evening interlude of Latina fun.
    My plans to watch the game were altered when I decided to spend the evening with my 2 Latina Lovlies up from DC.
    A wise choice
    They took me around the world, as only they can, & I never looked back.
    The man who said, “Once you’ve had 2 son, it’s hard to go back to 1”, had a point.
    Ain’t nothing like it!!

    When I got back in the car to leave, I heard the end of Sweeny’s post game show. Upon hearing the final score, I knew I made the right decision.
    Hell, even if the Santino hit 4 bombs, it would’ve been the right decision!
    Who we kidding here! Lol!!


    September 24, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    • Nice mB 2 for the price of 1 or what? lol….. Only 2??? from what the shoo-fly on the street tell me 2 is just an appetizer for you…. Did you fly them back 1st class?

      See you later pard, you’ll be back to slumming it tonight lol


      September 24, 2016 at 12:17 pm

  4. As a member in good standing, They gave me the Family Discount! Lol
    Worth every penny!
    A better value than I would receive from the Mall On Rivera Avenue!! LMAO!!!


    September 24, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    • nice, yes the family, I forgot, when’s the mother coming with them, better get stretched out for 3 innings lol


      September 25, 2016 at 8:33 am

  5. And…..with my magic elixir, I was able, after a brief respite, to reach back for something extra & come back out for a 2nd inning of work!!! Lol


    September 24, 2016 at 1:19 pm

  6. Moscone,hats off to you!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    September 24, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    • Big D,speaking of hats, moscone allows them to leave their hats on


      September 25, 2016 at 8:39 am

  7. “Swing and a miss,,, Ellsbury out on strikes”

    You got hosed once now tonight your getting schtupped.
    Love to sally-boi and the Lt.


    September 24, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    • Donny Lt is solid people… M’scone was stationed on the corner of LG and Tele Avenue, better text him if you need him, his ears have to be ringing, he won’t be hearing nothing until Monday


      September 25, 2016 at 8:36 am

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