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Yanks Trout Fishing ? Don’t hold Your Breath

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There are 7 signs the Apocalypse is upon us, we’ll make it 8, as the boys have joined the oversaturated media MLB rumor mill with a Mike Trout / Yankees trade.. It’s delusional for us to  think Trout would be traded to NY, but it’s Click Bait for the media who desperately need a huge blockbuster trade to get the off season jump started

Of course it’s hard to  see that happening until  the DEC 1st CBA is under wraps and the GM meetings in the first  week of December are percolating

Jersey Boys, You’ll be in Pinstripes before Mike Trout is traded to NY

Gleyber Torres


Gleyber Torres is a few percentage points ahead of  Peoria SS Zach Vincej for  the AFL Batting title


Greg Bird



Twenty Four MLB Rumors 

Chappy looking for 5 yr’s $90M

Beltran with  4 teams after him, Yanks one of them

The Braves look like they  wanna buy or trade for anything that isn’t bolted down… They’re moving into  a new Stadium, and all of a sudden they  found Money to Spend on Players… Go Figure..

MLB should do  something about teams tanking for prospects, ( see Boston in 3 of the last 4 years) we need a Republican running MLB

The Baseball  Writers Get it Right

Tito Francona  and Dave Roberts two  thorns in the side of the 2004 Bombers both picked up managerial Awards yesterday

Roberts with a depleted Dodger team made it to  the NLCS, and Francona with  the 27th lowest payroll almost won the World Series had they had 1 more Starter, either Salazar or Carrasco healthy

Not to mention  they didn’t have their best player Michael Brantley.. Not only is Francona, the  Anti Girardi, and the best AL manager in 2016, he’s the best manager in Baseball

A Lovely Couple


Marbles Feinsand Thinks Psycho Joe


was dissed finishing 5th in the Manager of the Year Award..

Marbles, after the toast of baseball Andrew Miller came out of the closet to  say  Girardi’s moves were questionable at times, he’s lucky he got any votes

The only  vote Girardi  should have received was a vote to Fire his ass

Not a Sucker Punch, just a Sucker Punched Out

Conor McGregor put his hands behind his back and begged Eddie Alvarez to hit him just before McGregor knocked him out on Saturday Night.. That’s not something you should try at home, or in the street  after a World Series game

has everything that isn’t happening, but it’s baseball’s Enquirer… We’re not splitting the Atom saying this again, but it would be crazy for a team  to make a splash unless they have  leaked intel on the new CBA Luxury Tax number…

That’s kool, we’ll play the Turkey until  we leave on Sunday  for a week of Salt Mining near the North Pole


Written by Sal

November 16, 2016 at 8:18 am

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  1. Scorpions beat Peoria Bird and Wade played, they both picked up a hit each,game_state=final,game_tab=box


    November 16, 2016 at 8:29 am

  2. McCann and outfielder Brett Gardner are considered the most available Yankees in trade, but the team also is open to moving third baseman Chase Headley, sources say. Headley, owed $13 million in each of the next two seasons, batted .178 with a .442 OPS through May 11 last season, then recovered to hit .270 with a .779 OPS the rest of the way.


    November 16, 2016 at 10:57 am

  3. I can’t believe you are gonna take that beating without babanya Sal !!! 😲😲😲😲

    Headley Lamarr,
    Cant leave fast enough for your Don.
    Mediocre at best.
    Grandy-man shoulda stayed and Bretty-poo go,, in my “humble” opinion,,


    November 16, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    • find me something that will ease the pain Donny, make Sal great again lol


      November 17, 2016 at 6:43 am

  4. I have hand surgery this coming Monday Sal,, call me on Tuesday lmao,,,


    November 17, 2016 at 7:23 am

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